WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS AND MEN LIKE DOGS by Kat Brown

A dog, I have always said, is prose a cat is a poem.It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. A catless writer is almost inconceivable.

She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.

A cat's got her own opinion of human beings.

A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water.

From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.

A cat isn't fussy - just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate.

A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization.

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes.A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather.A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.It should have most readers in hysterics especially when they stumble upon scenarios they can relate too. Thats one of the biggest no nos, or women already making appointment with a wedding planner a just after one night of passion, or the woman who spends hours gossiping with her girlfriend in her mans ear shot, or indeed the man who brings back a size too large for his woman or who never notices a new hairstyle or both not communicating properly, The list is endless. Take for example the woman who says to her partner We need to talk. This book is an observation of how men and women exchange with each other, pointing out obvious mistakes and offering suggestions to improve peoples relationships. If you study the behaviour of Cats and Dogs you will doubtlessly see some similarities and this book subtly shows that.

One of the worst ways of making your life unproductive is the endless misunderstandings and miss-handling of one another, whether intentionally or not. Life is too short to live it miserably.

WOMEN ARE LIKE CATS AND MEN LIKE DOGS by Kat Brown